So I've been going through a lot of my stuff lately getting my home ready to sale and I came across this little thought/story/whatever you want to call it.
In this life I'm a woman. In my next life, I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that!
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid-I could deal with that too!
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children,(who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that!
If you're a mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. you swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat at them too. I could deal with that!
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs, and excess body fat.
YUP... GONNA BE A BEAR!
wouldn't life be great?